Is There Sex In Marriage- - Momus-歌词

Is There Sex In Marriage? - Momus

When women come and see me for sex tips

The one hot question on their lips

Is how to stoke the appetite when it dips

Is there sex in marriage

Mrs Rita Duckworth from LA

Wonders if her husband is suddenly gay

I say the chains of wedlock weigh so heavily

It takes two to bear them sometimes three

Calvin Coolidge at the rooster farm

The good Mrs Coolidge on his arm

Asked the farmer just how come

The rooster could perform so many times

The farmer said to Mrs Coolidge My cock's harder

Tell that to Calvin she said he lacks ardour

Well that may be the president replied

Because it's not the same hen each time