It's A Scandal! It's A Outrage! (From -Oklahoma!-) - Joan Roberts-歌词

It's A Scandal! It's A Outrage! (From "Oklahoma!") - Joan Roberts

Trapped

Tricked

Hoodblinked

Hambushed

Friend what's on your mind

Why do you walk around and around

With your hands folded behind

And your chin scraping the ground

Twenty minutes ago

I am free

Like a breeze

Free like a bird in the woodland wild

Free like a gypsy

Free like a child

I am unattached

Twenty minutes ago

I can do what I please

Flick my cigar ashes on the rug

Dunk with a donut

Drink from a jug

I am a happy man

I am minding my own business like I oughta

Ain't meaning any harm to anyone

I'm talking to a certain farmer's daughter-

Then I am looking in the muzzle of a gun

It's getting so you can't have any fun

Every daughter has a father with a gun

It's a scandal

It's an outrage

How a gal gets a husband today

If you make one mistake

When the moon is bright

Then they tie you to a contract

So you make it every night

It's a scandal

It's an outrage

When her family surround you and say

"You gotta take and make an honest

Woman outa Nell"

To make you make her honest

She will lie like hell

It's a scandal It's an outrage

On our manhood it's a blot

Where is the leader who will save us

And be the first man to be shot

Me

Yes you

It's a scandal

It's an outrage

Just a wink and a kiss and you're through

You're a mess and in less then a year by heck

There's a baby on your shoulder

Making bubbles on your neck

It's a scandal It's an outrage

Any farmer will tell you it's true

A rooster in a chicken coop is better off than men-

He ain't the special property of just one hen

It's a scandal It's an outrage

It's a problem we must solve

We gotta start a revolution

All right boys Revolve